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Daily DogScopes

From astrology.com

Aries
You have work to do but there are too many obstacles in your way. You’ll have to be agreeable and charming for a while if you want to get past this current barrier; otherwise, get used to days in the laundry room.

Taurus
You are feeling good today, Taurus. You could enjoy a romp at the dog run, a dip in a creek, or a wild escape from the yard. Heck, you’re even up for romance. Whatever it is, squeeze as much enjoyment out of it as is possible.

Gemini
While the cat’s been parading a mouse, you’ve been watching carefully. He’s missed your propensity for deep focus, your hidden talent. You’ll get the goods just when the cat least expects it.

Cancer
You know how to charm your owner; now move on to charming whole groups of people. A dinner party gives you the opportunity to do just that, so be prepared for plenty of table scraps.

Leo
There’s no right or wrong when meat is involved, and there’s no five-second rule, either. Besides, that steak was on the floor way longer than five seconds. Anyway, you’ll spend time in the doghouse whether you deserve to or not.

Virgo
Some people think sharing close quarters can ruin a friendship. You have no such worries when you take to the open road with a canine pal. The two of you have no problem eating and sleeping in an unusual spot.

Libra
Don’t waste time being possessive today. Why get into a scrap over something simple like a biscuit? Besides, there’s plenty more where that one came from.

Scorpio
You won’t get anywhere without some effort. Take advantage of the friction in your pack to move up on the totem pole. Other dogs are trying to do the same thing, so who gets there is up to you.

Sagittarius
You’ll be beyond stuffed if you’re not careful. Try to look at the smaller picture; one meal is made up of many biscuits. If you can’t resist — and it will be almost impossible — try to communicate clearly when you’re full.

Capricorn
Your humans are not the only ones who would enjoy a walk in the woods. Let your feelings be known before it’s too late. When they take out all their hiking gear, give them the beady stare.

Aquarius
Why do humans sit around listening to stories of the past? They’re trying to learn something from their older relatives. You learn in a different way, but you’ll just have to put up with being bored while they listen.

Pisces
Good Dog, You’re the Best — those are pretty words, but they only go so far. A scratch behind the ears is worth more, and more than that? A good dinner, of course.

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