Daily DogScopes
From astrology.com
Aries
Your owner lusts after possessions, but they’re moving very slowly towards their goal. They need some patience, Aries, and the best way to teach them that is to point out all they have, most importantly you.
Taurus
Your owner is changing their diet and getting more exercise. You don’t know how one can relate to the other. The new food you can do without, but the exercise? A definite improvement.
Gemini
To get what you want, you’ve learned to cultivate qualities of deep focus. Don’t let your owner off the hook today. Keep your eyes on the prize, and remind yourself, ‘I am the biscuit, I am the biscuit.’
Cancer
When you get out of the yard, you can act as crazy as you want — the crazier the better. Go ahead, Cancer, it’s fun to get your ya-yas out. But come dinnertime, isn’t it great to be home?
Leo
You won’t listen to your owner today. You don’t care if they are the boss, they have no authority over you in this jurisdiction. Keep digging until you finish what you’ve started.
Virgo
You and your owner have proven to be quite compatible, and it didn’t even take any soul searching to realize it. You and the cat are another matter. Love one, love them both, Virgo.
Libra
When you and another dog get emotional, a human has to step in. Let your owner play arbitrator all they want, but once the collar is released, that chew toy is yours.
Scorpio
It’s easy to become attached to your toys. You want to be greedy, but that’s hard to do when your mouth is full. It’s a dilemma plenty of dogs face, Scorpio, so make yourself happy with one chew toy at a time.
Sagittarius
You’ve made it clear the yard is yours; now move on to smaller issues. That chew toy? Yours. Old bone? Yours. Frisbee? Yours. You get where this is going.
Capricorn
It’s the perfect time for your owner to find romance. Help them along a bit by leading them in the right direction. Drag them to any cluster of humans that you see until there is a spark.
Aquarius
It’s a long time between visits from the dog walker. Oh, you’re so bored! Keep yourself amused in whatever ways you know how, and hope your owner has second thoughts before visiting older relatives again.
Pisces
You are devoted to your owner. Illusion or not, you think they’re the pick of the litter. You’d make them a good dinner and recite poetry if you could, but know that your feelings are communicated effectively just as is.
