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Daily DogScopes

From astrology.com

Aries
You have to put up with humans who rub you the wrong way, but when they rub your owner the wrong way, it’s time to take action. Be frank with a certain visitor: they are not welcome, and won’t be made comfortable.

Taurus
Your owner can charm the birds out of the trees, but they can’t charm their way out of this mess. It’s a financial issue, and it won’t pay off. The leash works both ways, so drag them away.

Gemini
You and your owner could be partners in action, or you and another dog could be partners in crime. The outcome is up to your owner: either you get plenty of walks with them, or you take things into your own paws.

Cancer
You just can’t get the flow of energy right today. You’re bouncing off the walls when you’re home alone and ready to curl up in a ball when the dog walker arrives. Sigh.

Leo
Your owner prefers traveling to spending time with you when they take a vacation, but things can change. Do your best to show them just how refreshing quality time together can be.

Virgo
You want to rush ahead, but the leash is giving you an important message: forget it. If your owner won’t ease up, you’ll have to slip your collar, but it will be your responsibility to make it back to the doghouse.

Libra
Begging just isn’t doing the trick anymore. If you don’t want to work for food, explore new ways to communicate what you want. Go ahead, be expressive.

Scorpio
Someone can be persuasive today — that is, the steak they have can be. But trust your gut on this one; don’t be lured into a trap just to fill your belly.

Sagittarius
Your human’s new friend is a happy-go-lucky, jovial type. You sense something else under the surface, though. If it makes you uneasy, be sure to communicate this to your owner as forcefully as possible.

Capricorn
It’s not too idealistic to imagine your owner a huge success, if only they put some discipline and structure into their big plans. Taking you out on a regular schedule is one step towards learning to keep their commitments.

Aquarius
Some good connections will be made, for you and your owner both. They could find themselves a new member of a club or social group, and you will finally break into that coveted spot in your neighborhood pack.

Pisces
It’s hard to think before barking, but it would behoove you to do so today, Pisces. That domineering human could be your owner’s boss. Aha, no wonder they’re acting so bossy!

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