Daily DogScopes
From astrology.com
Aries
You're in this together. Your owner needs to lose weight, so the table scraps may be on the slim side. That's okay, Aries. Be happy to be of service, even if it means less indulgent treats.
Taurus
Neighbors drive your human crazy, but it's all a game to you. Didn't the yelling and the cursing make your day more exciting? And that collection of shoes sure comes in handy. That's looking at the bright side, Taurus.
Gemini
Walking, standing around, talking. Walking, standing around, talking. It's too stop-and-go for your taste. Let your human know they can do the intellectualizing later, over the phone.
Cancer
You made it past one growling dog, but you're not off the hook yet. Watch out for others, Cancer. The longer your walk, the more vigilant you'll have to be.
Leo
Your relationship with your human has gone from authority to friendship to romance and back. Whatever form it takes is fine with you, as long as it involves plenty of walks and affection.
Virgo
Going nose to nose with another dog can reveal a wealth of information. It's like having a heart to heart, Virgo. Don't be shy, walk right up and learn something meaningful.
Libra
Bathing, brushing, grooming — why must you go through it again and again? Isn't once enough? Apparently not. It's enough to bring out the beauty in you, but not to keep it.
Scorpio
Don't skip your nap. Your conscious and unconscious selves need some time to toss ideas back and forth, Scorpio. Think of it as psychic game of fetch.
Sagittarius
Preparation time? What preparation time? All you need is a collar and a leash to have a good walk. Your human needs things more planned than that, so you'll have to endure.
Capricorn
You're diligently following all the clues, but other dogs are nowhere to be found. That's the best you can do today, Capricorn. It's a day of missed connections and good intentions.
Aquarius
Maybe your nasty neighbor is not that bad. Maybe they have a soft spot, and it's where your affectionate nature fits. Stranger things have happened, Aquarius, so don't bark back.
Pisces
It's finally your turn to pick the path. Will you choose the long one you've always dreamed of, or the short one that will get you home in time for chow? Find some balance, Pisces, for the perfect walk.
