Daily DogScopes
From astrology.com
Aries
Email and cell phones are not a good idea for someone who can’t think before speaking. Sending friends pictures of you is one thing, but your human will be in big trouble if they do more.
Taurus
How can you get out of a new jacket? Throw caution to the wind, Taurus. It may feel like a sail at first, but it can’t hold on forever. Race ahead and it will be gone in no time.
Gemini
It’s a great day for your owner. They’ll be meeting lots of new people and enjoying it. But what about you? Demand your walks in a timely manner, Gemini, no matter how much fun your owner is having.
Cancer
Yes, it’s a great fantasy: you and your packmates out on the open plain, with no voices of authority. But would it really be as fun as all that, Cancer? Doubtful. You’re better off as a lap dog.
Leo
All those humans, discussing their hopes, their desires, their blah blah blah. Your human could go on like that forever, but you can’t. Let your owner know you’re not impressed, and demand to go out.
Virgo
Uh-oh, your owner should bring some work home. When it’s time to go over the finer details, you’ll have to be quiet, so demand a long walk right away.
Libra
Some people like to talk about new things, and some people like to actually experience them. If your owner is the former, drag them out. And if they’re the latter, let them lead the way.
Scorpio
Other people’s chow sure looks better than yours. The temptation is there to grab it, but you won’t get anywhere that way. Begging will get you the dish you want, and the subtler the better.
Sagittarius
If your owner is keeping busy, then so should you. There’s plenty to do around the house if you look around. Your human may not appreciate your efforts, but you know what they say about idle paws.
Capricorn
Desperate times call for desperate actions. When it’s time to go out, time is of the essence so don’t delay. Discard all the extra chatter and cut to the chase.
Aquarius
It took a bit of creativity, but you’ve finally learned to hit the target. Now each and every whimper and whine is a bull’s eye, Aquarius, so enjoy the extra treats.
Pisces
Don’t be too specific about what you want when everything on the plate looks good. Keep your human guessing, Pisces, until you’ve sampled it all. But then let them eat in peace.
