Daily DogScopes
From astrology.com
Aries
Remember how frustrating it used to be to earn a biscuit? Sit, stay, come — it’s all so routine now. It’s time to move on to more challenging ways to be of service to your human, Aries.
Taurus
Ah, beauty helps affection blossom. Who knows why that’s so for humans, but you’re getting a front-row seat. Enjoy the view and watch the romance go from a simple, good time to serious.
Gemini
When your owner spends the day attending to details, demand to come along. It’s only fair, Gemini. Why should you stay home alone when you could go along for the ride? It’s beyond comprehension.
Cancer
When your owner gets obsessed with cleaning up, it’s time to stay out of the dog house. Jump the fence and connect with other dogs if you want to have a good day, Cancer.
Leo
Your human is trying to get a grip on their finances. Suddenly they’re more thrifty than usual. Put up with the store-brand chow for now, Leo. Think of it as your contribution to the family budget.
Virgo
You could go along way toward helping your owner stay organized if you put your mind to it, Virgo. If they can’t keep track of your tack, then you can. It’s a small detail, but nonetheless an achievement.
Libra
If your owner isn’t being much of a listener, then turning up the volume might do the trick. If that doesn’t work, more drastic measures are in order. It’s a sorry state of affairs, but going out takes this much work.
Scorpio
You want to be initiated, but keep in mind — there are no secrets in the pack. That’s the whole point of the once-over. You’ll have to think of all those dogs with all those noses as your friends. Are you ready for that, Scorpio?
Sagittarius
You’re learning the hard way. Sometimes, rushing forward can be painful. The type of collar you’re wearing is no small detail, Sag, so pay attention on your way out the door.
Capricorn
Research, research, research. You’re no intellectual, but you could spend the entire day finding facts. You’ll have plenty of time for just that, Capricorn, so put your nose to the ground.
Aquarius
You need to be careful entering the dog run today, Aquarius. Look to other, more grounded dogs and emulate them for a change. Flying off the handle will only make the fur fly.
Pisces
It’s hard to resist table scraps, even of the bakery variety. Steak would be better, but birthday cake will do. It’s hard to imagine it in the stomach of prey, but hey, there are some benefits to being domesticated after all.
