Daily DogScopes
From astrology.com
Aries
If a stranger entered the dog house, you’d react in no time. Have the same response to a stranger in the dog park today. The friction is immediate and the threat level, urgent.
Taurus
You don’t even have time to swallow, much less think. That’s right, it’s your owner’s version of socializing over food. The bowls are just too close for your taste.
Gemini
You’ve seen the light. Now you understand why other dogs can be so possessive. Unfortunately, it’s because you are, too. See what one good piece of rawhide can do to a dog?
Cancer
One moment no field can be big enough, no walk long enough. The next, you want nothing to do with the world outside your dog house. It’s hard to wrestle with your double, so let your human do it.
Leo
It takes a supreme amount of willpower to keep from snapping back, but you have it. That’s what makes you such an excellent alpha. Your desire to maintain goodwill is admirable, Leo.
Virgo
You were looking forward to a family gathering, but suddenly you’re treated like a stranger. And who are those other dogs, anyway? It’s mutual, Virgo, the puppy stage is over.
Libra
You’ll do anything to avoid a bath, even if it means placing a decoy in your human’s path. Point out how filthy another dog or the cat is, and think of it as a way of helping them beautify.
Scorpio
If only you could use your lips. Think of all the deep conversations you could have — there would be chow, the perfect length of a leash and the degree of tautness. You’ll have to sigh about them instead.
Sagittarius
Suddenly you’re questioning your owner. That’s a bad sign, Sag. You and your human are well matched, so don’t rock the boat. With luck, your conflicting feelings will soon pass.
Capricorn
Your owner loves a new idea. But what about all the old ones? You were both going to be perfectly fit with your new walking routine, but now only a gym will do. That fad will fade too, Cap, so be patient.
Aquarius
Come on, Aquarius, pull yourself together. One minute you want to eat the mailman, the next you wouldn’t hurt a fly. Organize your feelings so you can make it through this current phase.
Pisces
Why daydream of performing when you could earn real biscuits by actually doing it? Don’t have stage fright, Pisces, it’s only your owner. Go on, be a ham.
