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Daily DogScopes

From astrology.com

Aries
It’s another ho-hum day. You’ll be left to your own devices as your owner gets more and more bogged down with the details. Find your own ways of getting exercise, and demand to be let out before there are any accidents.

Taurus
If you’ve been neutered or spayed, it’s not a good time for romance. But there’s plenty of time for fun and affection, so turn on the charm and wait to see who responds.

Gemini
Your owner has a hard time taking advice from her family. She thinks they’re busybodies. But when it comes to her bills, there may be something she can learn from them after all. Now if only she would listen.

Cancer
You’ll spend plenty of time focusing on a smaller issue instead of a larger one, and the small details will drive you crazy. Just as a tiny flea can feel like a train wreck, and this one is just as impossible to run away from.

Leo
Your owner knows how to stay within her budget. All that restraint is going to pay off soon. Once she gets the dividends, will she know what to do with them? It’s time to reassess her strategies and plans.

Virgo
Some humans leap frog from achievement to achievement. How do they do it? They stay organized, for one thing. Get out of your owner’s way, Virgo, so your human can tidy up.

Libra
A trip to the dog park is usually a good time for socializing. Today is the rare empty day, though, so you’ll have to be a bit more self sufficient than usual. There are enough calling cards from yesterday to keep you busy.

Scorpio
Some humans are telling secrets. Or are they just doing some planning? Your owner is getting bent out of shape over nothing. Her friends are keeping her in the dark for a perfectly good reason.

Sagittarius
You’re good at kow-towing. In fact, some days you live to be obedient. Today isn’t one of them. You’ll have a hard time accepting anyone as your alpha, even your beloved human.

Capricorn
You’re grounded! Now what? Spend your time examining the details under your nose, whether in your dog house, the laundry room, or the yard. You’ll find that a lot can be achieved under difficult circumstances.

Aquarius
The most unlikely dogs will bark or bite today. Don’t be fooled by a well-groomed coat or an obedient stance. You’ll have to look beneath the surface to be prepared for this dogfight.

Pisces
Your owner is not one to act before she knows all the facts. She’s more analytical than that. That makes it all the more surprising when you’re dragged along with her when she decides to jump right in.

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