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Daily DogScopes

From astrology.com

Aries
When kids are around, there’s bound to be action. A little one will set you free, with them or without them. Keep your eyes on the front door or the gate latch for an excellent adventure.

Taurus
The human on the other end of the leash wants to make every walk into a power struggle. You’ve had enough. If rearing back doesn’t help, try sitting in the crosswalk. If all else fails, there’s always slipping your collar.

Gemini
You’ll have to find your intellectual mask if you want your opinion to count in today’s light debating. If a rubber pair of glasses doesn’t do the trick, try the ‘I’m listening’ pose — that always works with certain humans.

Cancer
Your owner will have to do something extravagant to win back her significant other, who is no bargain basement partner. Lay low while she works her magic; the more outrageous, the better.

Leo
You’ll manage quite an achievement today, but it will go unnoticed — at least for now. Whether it’s staying in the yard or keeping out of the trash, you’ll gain no glory but plenty of valuable confidence from your self control.

Virgo
There’s too much action around the food bowl. You want your chow to be delivered in an organized fashion, i.e., without any competition nearby. That won’t be the case, but you’ll have no time to be flexible. Or rigid either, for that matter.

Libra
You’ll have a good day if you overlook the nagging details. They don’t really matter anyway. Why focus on jingling tags when your owner’s voice is like music to your ears?

Scorpio
Keeping your composure can be a bit of a challenge for you, especially when you’re on the leash. You’ll pull it off today, but only if your owner keeps you right by her side, so don’t resist the short leash.

Sagittarius
Being a lap dog has its advantages, but you wouldn’t trade your size for anything. Or would you? A long journey in the woods for a constant massage? Hmmm.

Capricorn
Don’t let yourself be caught in a compromised state. Some things you can’t do much about, but this is not a day to linger on an unwelcome lawn. Be prepared for the worst when doing your business.

Aquarius
Things are in flux. Some days you’re top dog; some days you’re the underdog. It’s one of the contradictions of living in your pack. That’s fine with you; you don’t mind a revolving alpha.

Pisces
Your owner hates it when you throw in your two cents worth, but today you can’t resist. When there’s this much barking going on all around you, your voice will hardly be heard anyway.

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