From astrology.com

Aries
Your human should be reacting to their relatives, but if it's someone older than they are, they can't. That shouldn't make you a moving target, Aries, so bark back.

Taurus
It's hard to growl with your mouth full, but that's just what you'll have to do to make your feelings known. Socializing over food is the last thing on your list of things to try in this lifetime.

Gemini
When there's not enough kibble to go around, the bickering begins. But all your bowls are full, so why all the infighting? Learn to live in peace, Gemini; it will help your digestion.

Cancer
You'll be fast friends before sundown with a dog who used to get your fur up. And the food you're so sick of? Your owner has changed brands. It's a day of new beginnings all around.

Leo
Thinking highly of yourself has certain benefits. Your ego is not particularly sensitive, for one. Use your self-esteem to your advantage to go one up on the totem pole.

Virgo
Other humans can't recognize the signs, but your intuition has picked up all the telltale signals. Your owner needs help, Virgo, so drag them away from a social situation.

Libra
Don't watch the clock, Libra. Each walk doesn't have to be right on time to be enjoyable. You'll have a much better day if you can be somewhat flexible.

Scorpio
You're such a good dog! Even if your leash is dropped, you stay right by your owner's side. But today it's okay to have a run, so let yourself let go.

Sagittarius
You can wonder about your relationship with your packmates, you can ponder your friendship with the cat, but the one relationship you should never waste time questioning is the one with your human.

Capricorn
Changes in your routine shouldn't make you uneasy. They're just new, that's all. Once you get used to things, you won't even remember how they used to be.

Aquarius
It's not easy watching your human on an emotional roller coaster, especially when you feel responsible. You have nothing to do with it, Aquarius, but you can have a paw in things smoothing out.

Pisces
Everyone wants to be appreciated by others. That's why your squeals of joy are like music to your owner's ears. Not all humans appreciate it, though, Pisces.

From the Mutt Strutt in Houston:

It's all about the proper jewelry for Prada, who came with Terry Leavitt-Chavez.
Steve Ueckert: Houston Chronicle

Dogs on Spring Break in Boston:

Diamond likes to kick it on the beach and enjoy a couple of brews. Occasionally, like Dad, she has one too many.
(Submitted by James Southworth to the Boston Globe.)

From astrology.com

Aries
It's an emotional event when humans get together with their families. But for you? Not so much. You'll run into mother, father or siblings today and not even know it.

Taurus
Some humans don't enjoy eating alone. They need someone to socialize with even while chewing. If your owner is one of those, let them know you'll love a place at the table, or at least under it.

Gemini
Your owner is making a list and checking it twice, but couldn't care less if you're naughty or nice. It's crunch time for a lot of people, but a bit late to start a budget.

Cancer
You have to do something with all that energy, no matter what the consequences are. Can you convince your owner it was your evil double? Not likely.

Leo
Sleeping and being unconscious are kinda sorta different, Leo, so read the signs carefully. If it's the later, bark your head off. If it's the former, well, what they say about sleeping dogs applies to some humans.

Virgo
Are women any more prone to giving treats than men? Not really, Virgo. But if you're looking for affection, you'll get plenty of it at a social gathering this evening.

Libra
You have a lot to be thankful for, and you know it. Spend extra time today appreciating your chow, your cozy home and most of all, your human.

Scorpio
Want a rope toy? A fake paper? A wad of rawhide? Make up your mind, Scorpio, because today's the day to get the toy of your dreams.

Sagittarius
Following your mood could be fun, if the other end of the leash is in on it. Hope that they're flexible, Sag; otherwise, you'll have to be.

Capricorn
Some changes are taking place in the doghouse. If you're a one-owner dog, you'll have to learn to focus on more than one human. It's a good thing, Capricorn, so move over.

Aquarius
For today only, stop following your emotions and use your brain instead. Even if it's the size of a pea, it will help you much more than your intuition can.

Pisces
Music is a mystery to you, but sirens make perfect sense. Don't be surprised if your human doesn't appreciate your particular brand of opera, but don't stop performing it either.

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Aries
Email and cell phones are not a good idea for someone who can't think before speaking. Sending friends pictures of you is one thing, but your human will be in big trouble if they do more.

Taurus
How can you get out of a new jacket? Throw caution to the wind, Taurus. It may feel like a sail at first, but it can't hold on forever. Race ahead and it will be gone in no time.

Gemini
It's a great day for your owner. They'll be meeting lots of new people and enjoying it. But what about you? Demand your walks in a timely manner, Gemini, no matter how much fun your owner is having.

Cancer
Yes, it's a great fantasy: you and your packmates out on the open plain, with no voices of authority. But would it really be as fun as all that, Cancer? Doubtful. You're better off as a lap dog.

Leo
All those humans, discussing their hopes, their desires, their blah blah blah. Your human could go on like that forever, but you can't. Let your owner know you're not impressed, and demand to go out.

Virgo
Uh-oh, your owner should bring some work home. When it's time to go over the finer details, you'll have to be quiet, so demand a long walk right away.

Libra
Some people like to talk about new things, and some people like to actually experience them. If your owner is the former, drag them out. And if they're the latter, let them lead the way.

Scorpio
Other people's chow sure looks better than yours. The temptation is there to grab it, but you won't get anywhere that way. Begging will get you the dish you want, and the subtler the better.

Sagittarius
If your owner is keeping busy, then so should you. There's plenty to do around the house if you look around. Your human may not appreciate your efforts, but you know what they say about idle paws.

Capricorn
Desperate times call for desperate actions. When it's time to go out, time is of the essence so don't delay. Discard all the extra chatter and cut to the chase.

Aquarius
It took a bit of creativity, but you've finally learned to hit the target. Now each and every whimper and whine is a bull's eye, Aquarius, so enjoy the extra treats.

Pisces
Don't be too specific about what you want when everything on the plate looks good. Keep your human guessing, Pisces, until you've sampled it all. But then let them eat in peace.

Sorry this is out of place this morning. They were a little late sending it so it's been posted out of order. C.

From astrology.com

Aries
Email, text messages, cell phones — who needs them? Not you. Communication between you and your owner is rapid the old fashioned way. Put your telepathy to good use today, Aries.

Taurus
If a doghouse is one of your human's impulse buys, it's important to communicate your feelings. You want to be in the big doghouse where you belong. On the other hand, if a sweater is the pick of the day, duck.

Gemini
You'll be meeting lots of people, but you won't get much out of it if there's no follow through. It's up to you to do some begging, Gemini, if you want the treats you can smell in their pockets.

Cancer
Your internal chatter isn't helping you be a good dog. If anything, it's encouraging you to walk on the wild side a bit. Listen to your owner's voice instead, Cancer. That's what being domesticated is all about.

Leo
Your buddies are more than just friends. If you're in a pack, it's all about teamwork. Make another dog's goal your own, Leo, and your packmates will be impressed.

Virgo
If being quick on your paws is beyond you, then all you can do is your best, Virgo. If jumping through hoops is a bust, then try dancing on your back feet. And if that doesn't work, try a shake.

Libra
Your desire for food gets across to your owner, but your interest in steak doesn't. Work on communicating your innermost self, Libra, and a lot more than your diet will change for the better.

Scorpio
The temptation is there to cash in your bowl of food for something better, but you never really know what's behind door number two. It's a big gamble, Scorpio, and you may be better off settling for your own chow.

Sagittarius
When your humans sit around philosophizing, it's one long zzzzzzz to you. But you're not bored. Far from it. It's the perfect time for you to do some philosophizing of your own, with real snores.

Capricorn
It seems like a great idea to eat and eat and eat, but some clarity of thought is called for. You'll have much more fun at the dog park if you discard the extra weight, so only eat the meat.

Aquarius
Your way of communicating is all your own, Aquarius. Luckily for you, your owner thinks this unique quality is endearing. Another human might think your voice a problem.

Pisces
When your owner is feeling overwhelmed; action is the last thing they want. But not moving is not an option when you are around. Enforced exercise will do your human some good.